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“THE LIGHT! IT BURNSSSSSSS!” A very unamused Sollux stared down at me through 3D glasses as I writhed on the cement sidewalk in pure agony. According Mr. BumbleBee here, I wasn’t getting out of my house enough, so you know what he does? Instead of politely asking me to maybe risk a trip outside, he DRAGS me outside and lets the vicious sun burn my skin. (Which had paled considerably from staying inside for multiple weeks.) “(Name)?” “WHAT YOU DICK?” “It’th dark outthide.” I looked around and noticed that it was indeed, dark outside. I pulled myself off the ground and straightened

“THE LIGHT! IT BURNSSSSSSS!” A very unamused Sollux stared down at me through 3D glasses as I writhed on the cement sidewalk in pure agony. According Mr. BumbleBee here, I wasn’t getting out of my house enough, so you know what he does? Instead of politely asking me to maybe risk a trip outside, he DRAGS me outside and lets the vicious sun burn my skin. (Which had paled considerably from staying inside for multiple weeks.) “(Name)?” “WHAT YOU DICK?” “It’th dark outthide.” I looked around and noticed that it was indeed, dark outside. I pulled myself off the ground and straightened